For those scholars who study rare languages, Game Masters who want an enhanced level of authenticity in their games, or anyone interested in frightening your neighbors, here are a few tips for speaking Troll:
Spoken Troll sounds vaguely like the common tongue, just pronounced with a slack jaw and either a “Hissssss!” or “Gah!” between most words.
All sentences are only three words. And scramble the order.
Never make eye contact. Stare at your subject’s shoulder as if you want to take a bite of it. Use a lot of threatening hand gestures.
Practice a few hundred times in the mirror, and before you know it, you’ll be acting just like a Troll. Or get arrested.
